Reasons (Not) to Lose Weight

Good reasons to lose weight:

• So the next time I fall, there will be less to hit the ground.
• So there will be less for my crumbling body to haul around all the time.
• So I can spend less on food.

Good reasons not to lose weight:

• It's nice to be warm sometimes (when I weighed less, I was cold most of the time).
• It would be nice not to have to wear a belt (hard to put on and take off some days and annoying all the time).
• It's not like I have money (or desire) to buy smaller clothes.

Thoughts?