- Go to the funeral
- Lick the thank you notes closed
- Go to the birthday party
- Go to the lecture
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
28 July 2018
Things not to do when you're sick
Things not to do when you're sick
19 June 2017
my epitaph shall be
No matter how I die
my epitaph shall be
Gone ahead to a place
where I can fin'ly hear
all the stories and learn
all the songs and the names
of all the things. I pray
I'll see you there (not soon : ).
my epitaph shall be
Gone ahead to a place
where I can fin'ly hear
all the stories and learn
all the songs and the names
of all the things. I pray
I'll see you there (not soon : ).
22 March 2017
spring and other things that spring eternal
The plants I thought I killed
at least three times once by
drowning once by freezing and
once by thawing too early may
have survived my ineptitude as
there are three sprouts shooting
up from the darkness of the soil
in the pot in my garage all winter
like hope springing eternal until
you find out it's three weeds but
you don't care because everything
is finally coming alive once again.
at least three times once by
drowning once by freezing and
once by thawing too early may
have survived my ineptitude as
there are three sprouts shooting
up from the darkness of the soil
in the pot in my garage all winter
like hope springing eternal until
you find out it's three weeds but
you don't care because everything
is finally coming alive once again.
Labels:
beauty,
chronic pain,
clumsiness,
grace,
healing,
humor,
nature,
poetry,
seasons,
spring,
thwarted,
winter,
work
02 January 2017
07 September 2016
06 September 2016
03 September 2016
Grimly curious
we'll find out
how many things
on the to-do list
can be done from
the couch with
only one knee
properly elevated
and resting
29 August 2016
Today's faint praise
Today I am grateful
my knee gave out
5 steps from my door
not further away
my knee gave out
5 steps from my door
not further away
10 August 2016
stray poetry book
stray poetry book
hiding on nonfiction shelf
stealthy ninja truth
hiding on nonfiction shelf
stealthy ninja truth
08 June 2016
sorry, Emily D, but I'm cracking myself up here
sometimes it feels like hope
is the thing with feathers
you just hit with your car
: /
19 May 2016
unsteady walks
no one cards for this
so easy to be drunk on spring
don't know my limit
so easy to be drunk on spring
don't know my limit
07 May 2016
He asks is this fun
We are on the train
because he wanted to ride.
He asks, "Is this fun?"
because he wanted to ride.
He asks, "Is this fun?"
25 April 2016
nature laughs at me again
darn nature just keeps
pooping on everything
so it's hard to commune
pooping on everything
so it's hard to commune
14 April 2016
when the poem disappears, write another
internet ate the
turtles but frogs are croaking
nothing is wasted
turtles but frogs are croaking
nothing is wasted
13 April 2016
I will miss all the windows
wrestle with SharePoint
mutter take this you sons of
pixels watch spring light
mutter take this you sons of
pixels watch spring light
09 April 2016
how do you look away
Seasonal Clearance!
Condensation Closeout!
End of Season Sale on Snow!
Everything Must Go!
The sky is using
all remaining
winter inventory
today!
Small, hard, pellet snow, check!
Medium, dry, shaken snow globe snow, check!
Medium, fluffy, sedately swirling snow, check!
Big, wet, sloppy snow, check!
How do you look away from this
beautiful spring chaos?
05 April 2016
03 April 2016
virga
we watch through windows
rain falls from clouds far away
on someone else's heads?
rain falls from clouds far away
on someone else's heads?
30 December 2015
fractured prose
The shameless self-promotion
from the Facebook group read,
'Looking for the perfect
CHRISTMAS PRESENT for that friend
or relative who loves poetry
and laments the fact that modern
"poets" have abandoned it
for fractured prose?' I was
inexplicably delighted by
this accurate characterization
of what I write, as if it had
no value or purpose or reason
for existing when, for me,
it represents how I think
with my bent toward narrative
prose combined with my fractured
concentration and attention
span because of the pain
and the sleeplessness
it causes, so thank you,
disparaging and dismissive
and self-righteous poet busy
flogging your own obviously
superior form of writing, for
unintentionally presenting me
with the gift of words
to accurately describe
my own. : )
21 November 2015
Birthday questions between book chapters
Why, do you suppose, is it so hard for me to
rest--to focus only on ignoring my own
entropy--when it is so recharging to my
soul? Is this constant excuse of attending
to the entropy around me instead, especially
when I need rest so desperately, another
series of the small acts of self-sabotage I
am so good at not noticing myself doing
until I write about them?
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