10 January 2010

Peanuts and fortune cookies: two quotes to brighten your day

"If you pay in peanuts, you'll get monkeys." - anonymous

"The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does." - a fortune cookie fortune

Dear Fortune Cookie Wisdom Dispenser,

Please define "soon."  Also, is it because I am not a man that this does not apply?  I would like for there to be a reason. Ook, ook.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
a retail employee

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